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INTRODUCTION

Hiyah, mortals! I'm Jacob, 16-year-old artist and storyteller of sorts who REALLY wants to work in the animation industry one day. The site you see before you is every odd, awesome and in-between thing in my imagination, and I want to share it with you. Go ahead! Grab the snack food of your choosing, sit down and dive into the JC-Verse! Here's hoping you like it.

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

#30: Darth Tater

Okay, here's my new character: Darth Tater. Darth Tater is the evil vegetable villain ruling the galaxy. Although, he wasn't always the sinister spud he is now. Long ago, he was young jedi, Anakin Piewalker, Fighting along with Obi-Wan Cakenobi in the Calzone Wars. But eventually, he was seduced by the dark side of the forks and became Emperor Pulpatine's apprentice. After Obi-Wan defeated him on the volcanic salsa world of Saucetifar, Pulpatine put him in a robo-tato suit to save him. Now he rules all with armies of corntroopers at his side.

#28 & #29: Han Fro-Yo and Chocobacca

Here's my next two: Han Fro-Yo and Chocobacca. Han is a smuggler and yogurt space-pirate from the ever-so-edible galaxy far, far away. He may be reckless at times, but he turns out to be a natural born leader when he meets Luke and joins the Rebelliyum. By his side is the king-sized wookiee bar, Chocobacca. With his mighty roar, he scares away corntroopers willy-nilly. He may sound like one mean monster, but he's like all chocolate bars: Hard and crunchy on the outside, gooey on the inside. Together, they fly through space in the Millennium Scallion, fighting the spudpire with Luke and spreading yummy aromas everywhere they go. 

#28: Jabba The Pizza-Hutt

Here's my new drawing: Jabba the Pizza-Hutt, another installment of the "Food Wars" series. In the Food Wars universe, crime all centers on one pepperoni-clad criminal: this guy. With creepy little creature,Salacious Crumbcake, at his side, he resides in his giant pizza box palace on Saltooine, running his criminal affairs without even moving his cheesy, sluggish body. (P.S. this idea was given to me by my 10- year-old sister. She wants to have a cool nickname like Mr. Mysterio and the Retaliator. So, thank you, "Mustache Ninja," for your blog contribution.)

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

#27: Boba Feta

Okay, here's a new character: Boba Feta, another character in the ongoing "Food Wars" saga! Boba Feta is a bounty-hunting dairy product feared by all. Back in the Calzone Wars, skilled jedi, Ice Creamdu, forked  Boba's father, Jango Feta, in the battle of Geonosnack. Now, he's out for revenge on all jedi. Boba was the toughest cheese in the galaxy... at least until he got eaten up by the Sarlacc Disposal.

#25 & #26: C-3PEANUT & R2-PEA2

Sorry I skipped a while. Over the weekend, Dad and I watched "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure." The '80s was a strange time, kids. Anyway, here's my new character (well, characters) : R2-PEA2 and C-3PEANUT. This delicious droid duo escaped Darth Tater's ship in a lunch box escape pod and ended up in the hands of Luke Piewalker on the sodium desert planet of Saltooine. Now, they are his loyal snack sidekicks, accompanying him on his greatest quests fighting the sinister spud and his corn-troopers. (Boba Feta coming up next. Boom!)

Thursday, December 5, 2013

#24: Master Soda

Here's my new character: Master Soda, "Food Wars'' character #3! While crashed in the carbonated swamps of Daggoyum with R2-PEA 2, Luke Piewalker met the fizzy jedi master, Soda. He taught Luke how to do things like levitate stuff and do the trick with the mints in the soda bottle. You know, real wise stuff. Thanks to him, Luke is now much wiser- and can blow up things with a mere couple mints. (Soon to come: C-3PEANUT and R2-PEA 2!)

#23: Obi-Wan Cakenobi

Okay, here's a new drawing: Obi-Wan Cakenobi, the second installment in my new "Food Wars" series! He is a skillful jedi master armed with a forksaber & delicious vanilla icing. During the Calzone Wars, (hilarious spoof name of the Clone Wars) he fought bravely with Anakin Piewalker (now the evil Darth Tater). Obi-Wan may have gotten fatally forked, but his tasty spirit lives on. May the forks be with you!
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