#29: PowerPlant

Here's my new character: PowerPlant (once again ignore his initials, first Briefs-Man and now this), the root-ioactive super plant! One day, a lady planted her new plant in her garden. Little did she know that she planted it in radioactive compost, giving it super powers! A giant worm came from that garden, too, but that's a whole other thing. Now he's PowerPlant, fighting the notorious plant-chopping Gardenor and growing the plant of justice throughout the land. He's also beloved by horticulturalists and tree-hugging hippies.

#28: Bobo the Homie

Here's my latest character: Bobo the Homie. I was watching Kelly & Michael the other day and they told this news story about a national clown shortage. So, inspired by the oddness of the story, I whipped up this red-nosed playah! You may think all clowns are silly, goofy and somewhat disturbing. Well, you never met Bobo. When he goes to that 5-year-old's birthday party with his balloon boombox, he lights that joint up. He's Cirque De So DOPE!

#27: NunChuck

Hey, guys. Guess who's got two thumbs and scored tickets to WonderCon? THIS guy! If any of you are going too, try to spot me dressed as Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls! Okay, here's my new character: Nunchuck. What would you do if you won the rights to being the great and powerful karate master in a coin toss? Well, if your answer was to be the coolest guy in your waterobics class at the Y and get free slushies, then you and Chuck Miwalski are two birds of a feather. With his almighty sword of Aw'summ and serious slushie sugar-high, this Kung Fu-ser goes across Shmetro City, New York, fighting the notorious ninja clan, the Soy Boi Choy, and flying by the seat of his crack-a-lack belt.

#26: The BumbleBee-Gs

Here are my new characters: the BumbleBee-Gs, the funkadelic insects that took the world by swarm. They were all the buzz in the 1970s, with hits such as "Stingin' Alive" and "How Big Is Your Hive?" Buzzing in harmony, they sold out stadiums all over the world. They were the pollination sensation that swept the nation!

Ya, you can tell by the way I fly, not walk, I'm a women's drone, no time to talk.

#25: Monkeyshines

Well guys, we had to go through traffic, a barfing sister and cruddy Google maps, but we finally made it to Arizona to get our new dog, Blue. Now that I'm back home, I'm gonna go back to posting. Introducing monkeyshines! Do you remember the Chimp? The monkey mastermind from my 2013 collection? Well, every villain needs minions. So that's what these guys are. Fueled by bananas, evil and a paycheck from their boss, they fly all over the world, doing his bidding. Ah, a good word pun always makes for a good post.

Monkeyshines: Demon-esc. primates who are willing to wedgie you.  Name origin: noun: shenanigans, the ol' hanky panky.

!HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Happy Valentine's Day to all my readers throughout the world! I'm sorry I waited until the last second. Today, we were busy with such important things as buying vitamins & going to a Target store that looks like a strange, 2-story, 3rd Dimension version of our local Target. The manager's gotta be the Hypoculian or something.

#24: Wild Ernest

Okay, here's my latest character: Wild Ernest. Ever wondered where the word "wilderness" came from? Well, long ago in the jungle, a half-monkey half-human dude named Wild Ernest lived. He popped wheelies while riding rhinos and threw crazy shindigs in his party cave. None of the tribal people ever saw him, but his epic shindig legends spread through the land. Was Tarzan this dope? I don't think so.

#23: Larry Leadless

Here's my latest character: Larry Leadless. When one of my drawings has an error, I always know Larry's the eraser to call. He has erased on such masterpieces as Paul Overthere, Mr. Goldstein, the Three Burritos, and even his own drawing! He's quite the worker. Coincidentally, he's also the natural enemy of my previous post, the Alphabetarians.

#22: The Totems

Here are my new characters: the Totems. They're a very close family - mostly because they're all stuck together as one big pole. There's Tom Totem, the Mr. Nice Pole of the group, crazy bro Joey Totem, grumpy old Bob Totem, and Uncle Fitch. Sometimes they fight but, in the end, they're all carved from the same wood. As long as they don't run into hungry Buck Chuck, they'll be fine.

#21: Mr. Goldstein

Here's my new drawing: Mr. Goldstein. He's the great and powerful average Joe who lives in a quaint little galaxy just west of the fabric of space and time. He's very friendly to people who summon him and likes to takes pictures with them. He also likes jicama.

#20: Buck Chuck: The First Beaver in Space

Okay, here's my new character: Buck Chuck: the first beaver in space! In 1984, a wooden asteroid came hurdling towards Earth. The government didn't know what to do about it ... until the beaver came to town. He was ambitious and had a taste for oak, so after lots of training, he was sent into outer space. Buck saved the world and was put in the Astronaut Hall of Fame. How much wood could Buck Chuck chuck if Buck Chuck could chuck wood? A lot.

#19: Ziggy

Hey, guys. This is my new drawing: Ziggy. Actually, he's my late dog. Today, he passed away at the age of 12 because of liver cancer. So, in honor of him, I'm posting him on the blog as an official character. This animated Ziggy will be in my Youtube cartoon show, Zowie Cowy. He will live on through the character, which is great because cartoon characters live forever. Ziggy, if you're reading this from your computer in Heaven, then I hope you loved this dedication. Rest in peace.

#18: Paul Overthere

Hey, guys. Like the blog's new look? The construction was messy, fonts were flying, but the place ended up looking pretty snazzy. Anyway, here's my new character: Paul Overthere. He's an avid world traveler who's been to many places such as France, Great Britain, Australia and Malaysia. With his mighty squirrel, Travel, he goes around the world in his all-terrain Swaggymobile, snapping pics and singing ditties with the local folk. Follow the bouncing Paul!