#43: The Lone Scribbler

Hey guys, I've recently gotten a new rectangular eraser, RexTangle, to replace Larry. He's been doing well...at least until Blue the dog got to him, too. Now, the guy's got a butt crack where his chin should be. Anyway, here's my new character: the Lone Scribbler. He's a stone-faced sketcher and the fastest artist on this side of Canvas Canyon. When someone says "Draw!" here, they mean it. He rides atop his doodled-up horse, Picasso, and hand-draws justice all across the canyon. Hi Ho, Scribbler!!!

#42: Trapezoid

Hey, guys. I just saw the trailer for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie and it looks awesome. Turtles are my favorite animal when they're slow, so just imagine how cool I think they are with nunchucks and pizza! Okay, here's my latest character: Trapezoid. Not the shape - the super hero and master of trapping people big and small. With his huge arsenal of nets, cages, insta- trapdoors, flypaper and reeeeeeaaaaaally big mouse traps, he encloses bad guys all over the bad guy hotspot that is Hoboken, New Jersey. He's like if Fred from Scooby Doo got drafted into the Avengers.

#41: Fresh McCoy

Hey, guys. We've officially gotten more than 2,000 views! I say-ah BOOM shakalacka, as my mom says. Anyway, here's my next character: Fresh McCoy. He was once a pop-legend back in 1980-something, selling out stadiums across the totally tubular world. But when Rad Johnson came along and stole all the fame, Fresh came up with a plan to preserve his youth post-Rad and make a huge return to the pop world. So, he cryogenically froze himself in hair gel (don't question, just roll with it) and now, in 2014, he's back and ready to move up the charts with his outdated, yet catchy, tunes. He also may have frozen a few pounds off, as shown in the picture.

#40: The Wooky Monster

Here's my new post: the Wooky Monster. Not the Wookiee monster, I already spoofed Chewie. I mean the Wooky Monster, the ominous monstrosity wanted in California (it's just a monster hotspot these days). Few people have ever seen it, but they all know it's signature shadow. This character was given to me by my grandpa, Pampa, who has supposedly seen the Wooky Monster. Since I did a character for Nana, I figured I should do one for him, too. Technically I'm disobeying him, since he says I shouldn't mention it because it's "not a force to be trifled with."

#39: Iron Gran

Okay, here's my new character: Iron Gran! The people of the Oasis Retirement Community never have to dread that low-pants punks will come and crash their scene. Why? Because their resident super-oldie, Iron Gran, will handle it in the blink of an eye! Armed with a prune-powered iron suit, this caned crusader flies around the community, blasting baddies with gramma-radiation beams. If you thought she was just an old lady that irons a mean shirt, you...thought...WRONG! (P.S. this character is dedicated to my beloved Nana, who lives in the Oasis Retirement Community. I'm not saying she's Iron Gran, I'm just saying you've never seen her and Iron Gran at the same place.)

#38: Lou From Mu

Hey, guys. My school's open house was on Thursday and I got to show my blog to fellow young artists, while my sister, the Mustache Ninja, made herself at home and "hot-wired" a chain reaction science project in the classroom. While I was there, my friend, the Retaliator, said she thought I should make an ocean character. Wish and thou shall receive. Time for my new character: Lou from Mu. This is Lou, just an average guy ... with fins ... and gills. And, of course, living in a sunken continent called Mu, 1.5 gazillion leagues under the sea. Since Atlantis is always getting all the attention from oceanographers, historians and Disney movie executives, Lou and the other citizens of Mu can live their nice lives out of the spotlight. Sushi chefs can't reach them either which is great, too.

#37: Vesuvius

Ah yes, nothing like writing a post while listening to Pharrell Williams and Marky Mark. Okay, here's my new character: Vesuvius. Long ago, during the Fire Age, the lava lord called Vesuvius and his fellow Volcanians ruled the Earth. But eventually, humans became the dominant species and imprisoned them in mountains now known as volcanoes (after they got so miffed that they eventually blew the tops off). Today, Vesuvius and his brothers are still chained up, getting angry at mankind and causing eruptions. Oh yes, the Despicable Me track is on. Minion Y.M.C.A. Always awesome.

#36: The Dark Vacuum of Space

Hey guys, here's my new drawing: the dark vacuum of space...space...space. The Dustbunnians of the far-away planet, Couchia, all know of the space-filtering Hoover horror known as the dark vacuum of space. Once a century, the monster comes around from the carpet-y beyond and terrorizes the Dustbunnians on C.H.O.R.E day (Couchian Horror of Other Realm's Event day). On that day he comes to their planet and inhales houses, roads and even mini-marts. It really sucks. Badoom-boom-CRASHHHHHHH!

#35: Miami Mice

Here's tonight's last post: Miami Mice. They're Crockrat & Chubs, two highly trained rodent detectives in Miami. Undercover as the average pet mice, Cheekums & Booboo, they're taking down the illegal cheese smuggling ring. A real epidemic. They're the field mice in the field, the hard-boiled hairballs, they are ... Miami Mice! DooDooDOOO!

#34: Princess Piea

Hey, guys. I have unfortunate news: my trusty eraser and official character, Larry Leadless, has become inactive. He's suffered a career-ending injury thanks to my chew-happy puppy, Blue. Stay strong, Larry. Stay strong. Anyway, time for my new character. I could have sworn I'd posted this one months ago but apparently, I didn't. Introducing Princess Piea of the "Food Wars" universe! She's a pastry princess that was once living on the planet of Dinneraan, but got captured by the rotten-tasting evil of the Spud-pire. After escaping with Luke Piewalker, she joined the Rebellyum. Now, Piea flies through the galaxy, blasting corntroopers and traveling to new worlds such as the frosty appliance world of H.O.F.S. (Highly Operative Fridge System). She's royally delicious!

#33: Quazen'abians

 Here's my new drawing: Quazen'abians. 1,000 light-years away, give or take a few light-years, one of the most powerful supernovas of the universe collided with another and ripped a whole in the fabric of time. All the planets got pushed through the hole, blending and molding into a complex landscape outside of reality. Eventually, species began to develop and plants started growing and, in almost no time, it became the land of Quazen'abi. And that's where these guys came from! Ruled by their demon overlord, Zoo'oz, they live in a state of tyranny, but that may change. One day, a brave hero may come with a powerful army and slay Zoo'oz, saving the realm. I would, but my mom's Honda can't fly to other worlds and my only army is my sister and my group of nerd compadres whose only weapons are toy lightsabers (Not that I'm complaining, I have the whole collection. From Mace to Maul, I've got it all.).

#31 & 32: Passer & Binn

2008

Hey, guys. Get out your confetti and party slacks because I have officially beaten last years' characterz count of 30! We're movin' on UP! Anyway, here's my new post: Passer & Binn. When I was little, I made a movie idea called "Passer & Binn" and when I thought about it the other day, I couldn't resist. The story is of a boy named Binn who found an old chest with a magical guy inside named Passer. The chest allowed Passer & Binn to go to the realm of Garesilus and fight the Evil Wizard. (The movie was good, but it kinda got a little cheesy with "Passer & Binn: In Space!") I used to draw them all the time, so I hope you enjoyed this walk down memory lane. (It was originally a game I used to play in the tub with a Wiggles figure and a Napoleon toy. That explains the hat if you were wondering.)

2014

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#30: Oscar O' Possum

Okay, I am so psyched for the Oscars tonight so, in it's honor, I made this character: Oscar O' Possum. You know that possums are naturally great actors, right? Well, this one takes that to a whole new extreme. Oscar is a born thespian, having starred in "Rodent to Perdition" and "The Playing Dead." He has won such prestigious awards as the Mousee Awards, but unfairly lost at the Exterminator's Choice Awards. He's ready for the rat carpet! (P.S. This idea was inspired by my dear sister, Mustache Ninja, and her comment, "I'm awesome and you're just possum," which got me pondering. Ah, sibling mockery. Sometimes it comes in handy.)

He's a drop-dead great actor!