MARVEL: EARTH 600

     Now that I've given you about enough time to recover from Big Smitty Gibbs, I thought I'd introduce you to something new I've been working on: Marvel, Earth 600. I've been seeing a lot of fan-made AUs out there recently, like Super Family and that one where Guardians is actually a tabletop RPG played by the Avengers. So I thought I'd give it a shot and totally twist up some famous heroes. Maybe I can get this reality accepted by the society of crazy fangirls/fanboys out there. Who knows.

• B.R.U.C.E/The Hulk: a humanoid android created by best friends and child prodigies Amadeus Cho and Rick Jones. After gaining artificial intelligence, it gave itself upgrades, so that it could transform into a big metal "hulk" of a monster when enraged.
• Tonyn Starakk/ The Iron Man: a metallic-skinned alien from the planet Metallius. He was sent to Earth to save the human race from fellow Metallian and space terrorist Ultron Ultraron, who was coming to attack them. Later, after getting married, he has a child whom he names Vision.
• Stephen Strange: a teenage misfit with mystical powers he's had since birth. He is chosen by Yao the Ancient One to train at his academy for young mystics. There, Strange trains with his new friend Jon Wong and new crush Clea, while also getting the Ancient One's help in uncovering the origin of his powers.

More coming soon if this is well-received by you fellow internet-dwellers. Farewell.

The Hulk

The Iron Man

Strange

#203: Big Smitty Gibbs: The Man With No Shame

      My mom is doing impersonations of Russian spies and accidentally giving me water on a spoon to drink at breakfast. Yep, it's definitely Friday. Anyway, time for something somehow even weirder. Ladies and gentlemen, Big Smitty Gibbs. Throughout the history of the WFE - Worldwide Facepunch Entertainment Inc. - there has never been anyone like Big Smitty Gibbs. Deemed "The Man With No Shame," this bro-fessional wrestler was known for his ability to happily defy every known law of normalcy. He had glued-on Velcro back hair to help ensnare his opponents, he never took off his revealing wrestling costume, not even to shower or go to the local mini-mart, and he somehow managed to have a goatee and a beard. At the same time. He was a champion and sensation, that is until he did something never before done in television wrestling: he actually fought the opponent. People were flabbergasted. With all his belts now removed, he diminished into nothing, starring in a cheesy TV-movie called Eye of the Dinodragonsaur, and a kung-fu-lates workout cassette called Get It Like Gibbs before vanishing off the face of the Earth. Legend has it he now has a mullet and teaches kung-fu-lates to some ladies down at the local Y.

FILE PHOTO CIRCA 1990-SOMETHING

#202: Oswald Andrich: The Real Solway Firth Spaceman

     I have a very confusing relationship with alien-related stuff. I read about/watch it, then develop a new phobia around the thing I read about/saw, then quit it all for a while, then get engrossed in some new article/special, and it all repeats. I've recently been deep in the phobia stage, so I've decided to fight the fear the only way I know how: make a cool new character around it. So, without further ado, Oswald Andrich! You guys know the Solway Firth Spaceman, right? The spacesuit-clad, sneaky son of a gun that mystically snuck his way into a family's photo in the '60s? Well, the photo seems to have been debunked in this universe, but in the JC-Verse, it was real, and featured non other than UNDEROO astronaut Oswald Andrich. After a Fantastic Four-esque accident in outer space, he crashed back down to Earth, now with godlike powers over nature. But unfortunately, the powers took his sanity and scissor-kicked it in half, making him into the government's worst threat during the groovy decade and sending him on the run, eventually ending up in the Solway Firth. See, isn't that so much more exciting than it having just been the mom wandering into the photo? Heck yes.

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MANY EXPRESSIONS OF STAN: AN ODE TO THE ALMOST MAYOR OF GRAVITY FALLS

     In honor of Stan Pines' temporary time as a politician on Gravity Falls, I made the following video: "Many Expressions of Stan!" Fallon always makes these for different politicians, so I thought it was only fair. Enjoy! (PS, more new characters coming soon. Expect suspenders.)

AU SPIDER-MAN DESIGN

     What if Spider-Man's costume, well, wasn't a costume?

THE TIME I SORTA HIGH-FIVED MOSES

     Now that I've reached 200 characters *mini-scream*, I can take a moment to sit back, relax, and tell you all about how I strangled Justin Bieber. Kinda. Nah, not really. I was at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum, home to the coolest and most haunting things you'll ever see! But seriously, it was a cool trip, so I shall now show you the best of my wax museum photo gallery.

BESTIEZ 4EVAH

We was framed, I reckon.

TREMBLEY AWAY!!!!!!

Mustache Ninja being Hannibal's mini-me while I am being devoured.

Mustache Ninja making her "filled with wonder" face.

I'm pretty sure I look more wax than him in this one.

I had been practicing for the day I could do that pose.

No comment.

Me getting my butt handed to me by a wax figure.

The aforementioned strangling of the Biebs.

#199, 200 & 201: Wham, Bam & Bang

     Now, here are some new characters: Wham, Bam and Bang! Imagine it. You're an evil dictator and you're planning your world domination. Than suddenly, you hear blasts fired like crazy from outside your evil throne room or whatever. The giant doors to your maniacal chamber are kicked open and you see . . . three pint-sized elves with a trail of defeated bodyguards behind them. Cue reaction gif:

Thanks, RDJ. Well, that's what plenty of evil forces worldwide will be experiencing in about a thousand years or so thanks to Wham, Bam and Bang. A genetically engineered government-issued mix of Juppies, Avatars, Animalanders of sorts, Mutants and Yoda knows what else, these three "brothers" so to speak are truly the ultimate representation of JC-Verse heroes. Just don't tell Zowie, or she'll be getting totes jelly in this hizzle.