#242: Tentacrillian: Deity of the Caverns

     Hey, guys. Apologies for the lack of a Geek Stuff poll as of late due to some sort of nonsense computer glitch. So, here's a picture of Mr. Spock on a mighty unicorn to help fill the geekiness void:

Spock can sense your jealousy.

 Anywhosers, here is a long-overdue character I finished over the weekend: Tentacrillion! Animaland is one of the most impressive planets in the JC-Verse. Not because it's quite as advanced as the Zarcrannian capitol planet of Vikk 9, or as vast as the outer-dimensional realm of Quazen'abi, but because the entire futuristic society was build from the ground-up by its native creatures: animals. The place is like Zootopia on hyper juice. But while these furry fellows certainly deserve a solid tetradactyl set of applause, they owe their success to their planet's super supply of the evolutionary element, Ozotonium (click the link for some handy dandy info on the stuff). Over the years Ozotonium has become an integral part of their biology, with each Animallander's blood containing about 88% of the stuff . . . Notice the word about. Because not all Animalanders stick so close to this statistic. Well, almost all of them do. Except for one. One that just so happens to have spent the last 10,000 years living in the underground Ozotonium caverns. One by the name of Tentacrillion. With 100% Ozotonium blood and a crud load of cranium to match, the Deity of the Caverns , as he is known, has become shrouded in infamy and legend among Animallanders, telepathically surveying the "foolish" critters aboveground for his own enjoyment. Now, I'll leave you guys to gaze at the Spockicorn picture as you digest all that. Hasta la pasta.

#241: Milly Brimcogs

     Hiyah, comrades. Hope you all had a dandy Super Bowl day and that you weren't too scarred by the puppymonkeybaby. Now, let's get to a new character (sorry for not bringing her to you sooner, but here she is nonetheless): Milly Brimcogs! Mutants became somewhat of a trend in the JC-Verse's steampunk era. Kinda like selfies, only with more genetics and less hinting of society's decline. All across the nation, scientists were conducting experiments with whatever toxic concoctions they could gather in hopes of creating their own customized forms of life. And one such scientist that struck gold with this prospect was Elijah Brimcogs. Yes siree bob, this guy had the mutation formula down pat, mixing this and that with expertful ease to create his own posse of creations. But how does the gal below come into all this? Well, people who are as renowned as he was tend to acquire certain, um, opposers whose jealousy drive them to hatred. Long story short, he was killed. Quite explosively, may I add. And that tragic incident happened to leave one person behind: his young daughter, Milly Brimcogs. And then, masterless and feeling sufficiently sorry for her, Elijah's mutant entourage decided to raise her themselves. So, after ten years of living with six monstous adoptees, a teenage Milly became who you see below, a bright yet bonkers vigilante, determined to do right by her late dad and bring catastrophe to his killer. Personality-wise, picture her as Dr. Frankenstein, with a dash of Harley Quinn and the "Pull That Peach" commercial girl. (This is how my mind works, ladies and gents.)

(Milly, undoubtably up to something catastrophic of sorts.)

EGAD, MAN! THE FAN ART STRIKES AGAIN!

     February is here, and with it comes Deadpool and Valentine's Day - AKA two things I, as a 14-year-old bound by the rules of his maternal unit, cannot actually participate in. Duped again by the cruel mistress called age. But never fear, for with February also comes more awesome additions to this here blog! Unfortunately, I don't have an official character for you guys just yet, although that will be coming some time later this week. So, in the meantime, enjoy this swanky Star Wars fan art I made of the first Jedi. Note: this guy was long before the days of magnetic containment fields, so his lightsaber needs a central metal rod to conduct the usual energy. Just wanted to explain that little tidbit. Enjoy!