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INTRODUCTION

Hiyah, mortals! I'm Jacob, 16-year-old artist and storyteller of sorts who REALLY wants to work in the animation industry one day. The site you see before you is every odd, awesome and in-between thing in my imagination, and I want to share it with you. Go ahead! Grab the snack food of your choosing, sit down and dive into the JC-Verse! Here's hoping you like it.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

#92: The Illuminotsomuch

I'm so sorry for taking a week off, guys. So, what better way to make up for that than conspiracy theories and pyramid-heads. Here are my new characters: the Illuminotsomuch! Mysterious and controversial, the Illuminati have been popularly used in novels, conspiracy theories, movies and a Weird Al song that is currently engraved into my brain. But what the world doesn't know is that beneath the streets of Hoboken (it's always Hoboken) lies a secret society sooo secret, that they barely have any members. Yeah. That's why. Headed by their triangle-headed master called "St3ve," the Illuminotsomuch lurk in the shadows, vying for the global rise of a New Jersey Order, orchestrating such events as the Great Cheezos Shortage of 2009 and Jersey Shore. Plus, not realizing their salute looks like "double-loser." Hoboken. See, this is why we listen to Skipper the Penguin.

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