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Happy belated Father's Day, the ultimate least favorite day of Anakin Skywalker for 2 different reasons. Okay, to be honest, I'm totally surprised I've taken this long to make a standalone post from this guy. So, I've basically given him the Black Widow treatment so far. Until now! Ladies and gentlereaders, Doctor Honker and a bunch of other guys! These other guys happen to be called
Honkdroids and Doctor Honker happens to be something called
unstable. Residing in the futuristic mootopia
Animaland, Simeon Fibbs Honker DHP has devoted his life to conquering faraway Earth and the humans that inhabit it. This guy means business. He had a quantum-crystal-powered staff. He had an army of 50 honkdroids. He had his own working portal. And in one fell swoop,
Zowie Cowy left the do-badder hog with a staff
without quantum crystals, an army of
39 honkdroids and his own
broken portal. Like a boss. His metaphorical feathers now firmly in a bunch, Doctor Honker makes it his mission to track down the pink-and-purple hobo hero and take back the crystals he needs to power his apocalyptic raid on Earth. (You can catch this guy in full CG wonder when I one day make my epic
Zowie Cowy film. There will be tacos.)
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