Okay, guys. Here's a new Christmas-y character: Rudolph the rust-nosed reindroid. I already told you of the gift-giver of the galaxy, Xanta Klozz. But, as he had heard the tales of Old Saint Nick, Xanta had also heard stories of a reindeer with a nose of red, leading the way for the large man's sleigh. He decided he needed a Rudolph. So, with the various parts he found lying around in his workshop, Xanta constructed the brightly-schnozzed bot you see before you. The guy went all out. He even wrote him a song:
♪ Rudolph the Rust-Nosed Reindroid
Had a very rusty nose
Maybe it was left in the rain long
Nobody really knows
His body's a half can of blorp juice
That Xanta got from the store
His saddle is made of fur from
the friendly pair of yetis next door
E-ver-y December he
Hooks up to the sleigh
And hyper-speeds across the stars
When you've got a reindroid, who needs cars?
He is the robot reindeer
Who's sniffer needs an oil can
He's Rudolph the Rust-Nosed Reindroid
If he can't do it, no one can! ♪
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