#191: Sir Dashington Floyd

     Hey, guys. A couple nights ago, I saw the first of the new Star Trek films. It was great, but the most entertaining part of the night was my Trekkie mom totally geeking out watching it. Now, here is a new character: Sir Dashington Floyd! Why in the 9999 dimensions of the JC-Verse would a fellow voluntarily ride atop an asteroid through space? Because he's boss. Like, really boss. So it only makes sense that Sir Dashington Floyd, the man seen below, is know by many as "the Boss." Born to the tyrannical royal family of the Floydian System, he was always the white sheep in the family and therefore was shunned. But after saving a young Barglebee (the big one at the bottom of this pic) from being stuck in a grade-A sticky nearby bog, he became fascinated with the Outerling species and decided they needed a real home. So after setting up shop on the faraway planet of Earth, Dashington created the Outerling Society, and traveled the JC-Verse picking up new Outerlings to adopt. And he's got an accent. Why? Because. He's. Boss.

So boss.