Okay, here's my new character: Diomedes! (This one's a little scary, and not just because it's about social media.) Nowadays, everywhere you look, youngins are staring at some sort of tech. Well, if you were a diabolical ancient entity, wouldn't you find a way to take advantage of this? Well, Diomedes sure did. Thousands of years old, this spirit feeds on people's life energy and has devoured an endless array of civilizations throughout history. So now, he's hungry, and has created a malicious new plot involving taking the form of one of the world's most terrifying things: a trendy social network. Diomedes.com has taken form, and once a saggy-pants tweenybopper creates an account on it, they sign over their very soul and chi to ol' Diomedes himself. #WorldDominationYall
Hmm... That sounds pretty accurate to the real world these days and a certain company that starts with the letter G and ends with the letters oogle. :P
ReplyDeleteOh so true, my friend. Oh so true.
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