#239: Blaster Jack

     Okay, time for my latest character: Blaster Jack! U.N.D.E.R.O.O. is a long-standing and oober-powerful staple of the JC-Verse. It's got spies spying on its spies, and it probably knows you better than you know you. But, as I'm sure you all know, nothing lasts forever except infinity and Gravity Falls between-episode waiting periods. And it only takes one extraterrestrial puppetmaster guy in your circle to end your run just like that. After the Man is finally ousted to the public in the future(ish) year of 2020, U.N.D.E.R.O.O. is shut down, and all of their high tech bells and whistles are confiscated by the U.S. Government and stuck in a top-secret warehouse called the Lockbox. There. End of story, no? No. Well, just as it takes one evil alien master man to ruin your good name, it only takes one government agent with some serious high-level clearance and flimsy morals to steal all your confiscated goodies and make you look like a doof. So, after doing just that, average government man Jack Mortinson recreats himself as Blaster Jack, ultimate UNDEROO-armed assassin and thief, running from the US Government and looking really swag doing it. (PS, if any of you noticed how many bad guys I've been posting as of late, fear not. Next up is a good guy. Anticipate furriness.)

(Shout-outs to Boba Fett, however far down the Sarlacc's esophagus he may be, and some vidoe game designs I've seen lately for inspiring Jack's design.)