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INTRODUCTION

Hiyah, mortals! I'm Jacob, 16-year-old artist and storyteller of sorts who REALLY wants to work in the animation industry one day. The site you see before you is every odd, awesome and in-between thing in my imagination, and I want to share it with you. Go ahead! Grab the snack food of your choosing, sit down and dive into the JC-Verse! Here's hoping you like it.

Monday, January 5, 2015

#155: Von Smashem

Tonight, I'm watching the first episode of ♪ GAAAAALAAAAVAAAANT! ♪ It's got Weird Al and Dominic Badguy together in the same show. Throw in mutton and my brain will explode from all the epicness. Anyway, here's my first character since the Great Scanner Breakage of 2015: Von Smashem! When you join the Buttkick Society, underground fight club and bone-crushing capital of the world, you honor the #1 rule: don't talk about the Buttkick Society. This is because if you do, Von Smashem will serve your head up on a plate with a side of Blinis. He is a ravaging Russian and head honcho of the society ever since he beat the old leader, Lord Fracas (and as you can probably infer, he isn't big on all the warm and fuzzy what-nots). As strong as Hulk and twice as angry, Vlad Von Smashem's the reigning champ - and according to club rules, he will be until someone musters up enough stupidity to challenge him and is strong enough to win. "When life give you lemons, squeeze them in puny challenger's puny eyes. Bahaha!!!" -Von Smashem.



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