This Thursday I'm going over to Disneyland, so I've decided to get autographs from the motley crew of employees while I'm there. If you're there on that day and you see some crazy nerd getting signatures from randomly average park attendants, that's me. Guess my identity and get a free Baymax fist pump! Anyway, here is a new character: Jesse Allen, the Black-and-White Man. Running from secret agents, almost getting blasted to smithereens by ticked-off aliens, and slingshotting through the endless fabric of the JC-Verse. Just a regular week day for Jesse. Armed with stolen UNDEROO technology, this daring dimension-hopper has been on the lamb for years, earning himself the spot of #2 on the UNDEROO most wanted list right behind mafia boss Bangity-Bang-Bang McDoogan. He's convinced he got "snubbed." Leaping from reality to reality using his trusty briefcase portal, the "Black-and-White Man" always manages to be one step - and a few dimensions - ahead of his persistent government pursuers. He's even armed with a few Earthling devices, like tasers, duct tape and slap bracelets. To aliens, they might as well be witchcraft.
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