#76 & 77: Jostlewick & Spyser

"As of today, my comrades, the world is solemnly safe from strangeness, spookems and such." - Julius Spyser

                                 

Okay, it's the perfect time to blog since my sister-accomplice, Mustache Ninja, finished the school year and is now collapsed on the sofa, watching random shows with her stuffed dog Bucky. Here are my new characters: Jostlewick and Spyser, the founders of U.N.D.E.R.O.O. Back in October 1902, people ran in fright as amazin' mutant raisin Twimbley and the beard-sporting villain, Doctor Zedock, were locked in a duel at the St. Monocles Thingamajig Faire. Isaac Jostlewick, a marvelously moustached engineer, heard of the battle, as did U.S. general Julius Spyser. The two teamed up, assembled the soldiers, and high-tailed it to Missouri to handle the brouhaha. After Zedock got his rusty heine wooped and it was all said and done, the two decided that with these peculiar things out in the JC-Verse, the world needed protecting. So, on that day, the 'stache-y duo got together and founded the Universal Network Determining Events of Rather Odd Origins, beginning 112 years of future spy-iness. Hasta La Pasta, Gravity Falls is calling.