Now that I've stopped listening to to the catchiness of Panic! At The Disco - "Ready 2 Go" from
The Smurfs for the bazillionth time, I will post a new character: Super Little Cape! I know. Déjà vu. But what I didn't tell you in
#124: Super Little Cape is that Dean Zeckler was not the first person to dawn the small, super-powered costume accessory. In fact, for over 1,000 years, the Cape has been past down by various wearers to fight evil in various galaxies and dimensions. It just so happens that today, we'll learn of wearer #12, Theo P. Binson. Yeah, people. He's from the '80s. Back in said super rad decade, Binson was feeling like the biggest loser at Leroy Academy. But that ol' fun-sized garment has a way of finding people who sure as heck need it. After being chosen, Binson slapped on that cape and began defending New York (it's
always New York) with his totally tubular powers and excellent purple do. He actually had to save the life of my previous character
Fresh McCoy once. Fresh did the robot in front of a real robot. Groups were offended, lazers were shot and afros were fried.
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