Okay, time for the next character in the 12 Characterz of Christmas: Jingles McJustice! For some people, coal just isn't enough. That's when Jingles comes in. Long ago in the holiday seasons of old (AKA the early 2000s), this diminutive defender once worked as a toy-assembler for our polar pal, Santa Clause. But unfortunately, he was considered a bit too . . . um . . . hard core for the workplace environment, so they let him go. They weren't wrong: apart from his standpoint on naughtiness, he also petitioned to have a newborn reindeer named "Thrashem," and kept taking the liberty to build plastic nunchaku instead of jump ropes. But he was good. He didn't need some cushy job to earn a living, because he knew what really pays in this world. And that's sheer justice. So nowadays, he's taking it to the streets, with a sugary sword in hand and the good fight on his mind. Naughtiness doesn't pay, punks.
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