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Hiyah, mortals! I'm Jacob, 16-year-old artist and storyteller of sorts who REALLY wants to work in the animation industry one day. The site you see before you is every odd, awesome and in-between thing in my imagination, and I want to share it with you. Go ahead! Grab the snack food of your choosing, sit down and dive into the JC-Verse! Here's hoping you like it.

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

#231: Groggnart: The Terrible Tin Solider

    Alrighty, now for the 7th Character of Christmas: Groggnart, the terrible tin soldier! Sorry, but it was only a matter of time before something extraterrestrial penetrated this Christmas shindig. But fear not, because it still comes in the handy-dandy form of an antique tin soldier! On the western rim of the Glarkan System, for over 200 zhargyears, Groggnart the shapeshifting bounty-bot has been doing all his unsavory bouny hunter activities, and with high productivity. With a single touch, his matter duplication application allows his to take the form of said thing no matter what it is. Those Transformer guys? He eats them up with a side of tapioca pudding and pure badness. Not literally, but still, you know. One day, however, he was assigned by his current employer to go allllll the way to a place called Earth for a job. If there's one thing that Return of the Jedi taught you besides "ewoks don't play," it's that jerky ominous bounty hunters always get their comeuppance. That applies to this, too. After a malfunction in his hovering tech while on said job, he went plummeting down to the surface of Earth below, landing directly on a tin soldier for sale at a holiday garage sale. Now, due to making such intense impact, he is indefinitely stuck shapeshifted as the antique figure, causing shame amongst his fellow criminal folk. I know a collector that would love to get his hands on this guy, but unfortunately he's in a different expanded universe's outer space.

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