Okay, it's the last day of the 12 Characterz of Christmas and I've still got 4 to post. Holiday game face time. Now, for the first of those final 4: Mrs. Clause (JC-Verse version, of course)! You know the Tooth Fairy? The mystical moler-collector of your kid years? The good ol' gal that leaves crisp dollar dollar bills under pillows across the globe? Yeah. That's Mrs. Clause. At this point you're probably thinking I got into some wonky expired fruit cake, but allow me to give you some background. After a few hundred years of sitting by the sidelines, Mrs. Clause got sick of it. She decided she didn't want to just be remembered as Santa's wife, as the woman behind the iconic beard n' belly. So, she decided to become her own fantasy figure and tap into a market about as reliable as kids' constant yearning for gifts: their loss of teeth. After "borrowing" a bit of the same magic dust that makes the sleigh and reindeer fly from the Clause vault, she began her mission to make a name for herself in the childhood whimsey industry. Santa still hasn't found out for sure, although he does have a suspision thanks to the dollars constantly being withdrawn from their joint bank account.
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