#223: Detective Ray Kennicot

     The Mustache Ninja and I have officially started watching the wonderful hypster-trip oddity that is Adventure Time. We're starting from episode one, which sadly means I'll have to wait 3 seasons to watch Lemongrab/learn to impersonate Lemongrab/annoy MN with my impersonation of Lemongrab. Anyway, time for a new, slightly Twilight Zone-esque character: Ray Kennicot! Ray was 38 and he'd never had the pleasure of owning a fancy car, nor had he ever stared up at the towering buildings of the big cities far east. But in his years, he had been body snatched twice, and had once seen a UFO lift a house clean off its foundation up on Solomun Street. These experiences come about when you're the town private investigator; especially when said town is the most peculiar locale the world had never known: Flummox, Texas. The nature of visits from the Skymen had once been so nice, with the occasional coded scribblings in the crops and whatnot to keep those who were watching closely entertained. But something had changed. People were dissappearing, and the lot that wasn't had high possibilities of being controlled by the extraterrestrial sons o' guns. Whether they knew it or not, the townsfolk needed someone willing to get involved, to snoop around where he/she didn't belong to figure out exactly what on Earth was happening. Luckily, that was a skill Ray prided himself on. So from then on Detective Kennicot was hot on the case - and I'd tell you more, but it's his job to snoop, not ours.