Okay, here's my new character: Freddy. Most normal tourists find it exciting to leave their city or state and go to such fascinating locals as Fort Lauderdale or Gravity Falls. Freddy is not most tourists. Or normal. Hailing from the planet of Glimmorrius, he heard from a Sna'rsle who heard from a moonman that Earth had a rare delicacy worshiped by all, known as "Cronuts." So, like most people who've heard of Cronuts, he spontaneously flocked there immediately. Now, Freddy's on planet Earth, seeing the sights and observing such earthly customs as Cheetos, karaoke and wearing pants. That is, as soon as he finishes cleaning out the Cronut shop.
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