Hey, guys. Yesterday, I had the pleasure of watching
The Princess Pride, a favorite of my parents and my friend/geek queen, the Filminator. Just because I liked the movie a lot doesn't mean I have to stop calling the main character "mini-stache". Now, here's a new character: Napoleon Synthitite! (Don't confuse him with Napoleon
Dynamite or he'll chop your head off.) Since the odds are you haven't been to the JC-Verse, I should probably tell you that synthitites are frighteningly-realistic robots created by the government for missions that human agents can't complete. Well, when it was created, they probably didn't expect the technology to be used by evil to bring back a most powerful foreign leader. Unfortunately not Vader. We're talking Bonaparte, peeps. Sword-fingered, angry and just as short as the original, the new Napoleon reeked havoc in the European streets until being defeated by Ultimate Hyde. Interesting fact: some synthitites hide in wax museums until ready for government use. So that wax Elvis you saw that one time might be rescuing captives right now. Consider yourself educated.
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