#219: The Men in Black (JC-Verse Edition)

     Okay, I said I would give you something mindless and punny for the next post. Well, this next one isn't super punny, but it is most definitely (and quite literally) mindless: the Men in Black: JC-Verse edition! Robot agents are the thing of tomorrow, they said. They'll be soooo much more efficient than silly human agents, they said. Well, yeah, that's just great, UNDEROO. If only you had waited another, say, 60 years to go through with that little plan, it would've been a real humdinger. Back in the early 50s, the big names up in UNDEROO decided that the best way to combat &/or obtain the fantastical lifeforms of the JC-Verse was to manufacture a new line of fancy shmancy android agents that have since become known as the "men in black." And the problem has already presented itself. No government agents, especially not ones working for something like UNDEROO, should "become known" as anything by the public, because the public should barely even know they exist. But since UNDEROO could only use the 1950s equivalent of advanced tech, they ended up with a line of bumbling bots with horrible spy skills, along with horrible overall "acting like a person" skills. They would discontinue the buggers if they could, but the MiB Workers Union would be on their butts about it. (How they were intellegent enough to form a union, but still can't carry out a mission without getting distracted by a nearby bug, I have no clue.)

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